I’ve always felt this would be a primary tenet in an awesome religion.

My myriad binders of campaign notes think you might be on to something.

Well, just looking at the numbers, the XBox 360 had a theoretical maximum processing power of 115.2 GFLOPS, whereas the XBox One has a maximum of 1310 GFLOPS. That sounds about right to me.

Yeah, I imagine a lot comes down to emulator optimization. There’s probably a fair amount of fudge-room attached to that 8x figure.

I remember reading somewhere, long ago when I actually frequented sites devoted to emulation, that to emulate any piece of hardware requires roughly 8 times the original specifications (mostly as it pertains to FLOPS, not necessarily the amount of memory or Hz) to do properly. I don’t remember the examples given, but…

Thanks for the tip. I’ll throw it on the ol’ wish list and probably pick it up on the next sale.

Then my thanks to you, as well.

Hmm, might be a good time to flesh out the ol’ Pathfinder library.

Hmm, might be a good time to flesh out the ol’ Pathfinder library.

I laughed harder just watching that gif than I have in a long while. Thank you for that on a difficult day.

Great minds, and fans of old arcade games, think alike.

Where have I heard that before?

Yeah, I put CyanogenMod on it years ago. The rooting was a little tricky, if I remember correctly, but it’s been running like a champ since.

Yeah, I put CyanogenMod on it years ago. The rooting was a little tricky, if I remember correctly, but it’s been…

My Touchpad is still going strong, miraculously.

My Touchpad is still going strong, miraculously.

I wish I’d grabbed a couple of those 7” Fire tablets when they were on sale. I got one for $25 ($35 - $10 because they screwed up a previous order). Immediately sideloaded Google Play onto it and removed the ads. A fully functional Android tablet for that cheap is a screaming deal.

I wish I’d grabbed a couple of those 7” Fire tablets when they were on sale. I got one for $25 ($35 - $10 because…

They’re both responsible for centuries of subjugation. One was just with unicorns.

If you look closely, those stills above are actually gifs of the game running in real-time with this mod on.

Everyone knows that winter always comes the turn after you search a ruin and get the Lust for Loot quest.

Here you go, Kotaku-style!

The source code was actually encoded in the coffee using molecular cryptography.

Good thing Gabe wasn’t holding a knife, I suppose.