The machines are becoming self aware sooner than I expected. Bring it on, Judgement Day!

I believe this fits all of the aforementioned requisites, no?

“Oh.... DON’T do a barrel roll. Whoopsie daisy”

I firmly believe that people who use “ur” are the same people who think $15/hour is reasonable compensation for fast, entry level “Culinary” careers.

A friend of mine who owns a small shop specializing in exotic repair once told me, “If you want a Lamborghini, get the Gallardo. It’s like the Honda Accord of the exotic world.” Then he proceeded to Curse the Murciélago behind him that saunters on in once every few weeks....