I wish the midi adapter was coming out sooner. I have five keyboards and I would rather use one of those than get a fake one. Although I heard a rumor that you might be able to use this one as a midi controller... and it would be intriguing/hilarious to play out with a little keytar.

@Joe Geronimo: You can still make a parody. Apple isn't going to stop you from that.

@Kyle VanHemert: I have no idea what you mean by "cool dude."

I hate it when "writers" post weird rants that have nothing to do with the site they are writing it on.

What, you're not going to mention that we could just watch it streamed live on Apple's site?

@A.Jaswal: Speak for yourself. My beard contains the secret to my awesomeness. And a little bit of soup from last night.

@seishino: Thank you! It irks me that some nerds choose arbitrary points where their suspension of disbelief ends and then they bitch that everything else isn't realistic.

@Dark lord me: Your suspension of disbelief lasted through a guy traveling through time in a delorean, and kids in the 1950s using smartphones, but THAT'S NOT HOW THAT APP WORKS OMG!

@jlaudio27: I hope you'd be there to complain about it.

RIM is playing the "real web experience" angle?

@John Crane: You're not locked in by Apple to a single choice. Apple offers one choice, but they don't demand that you buy their phone.

@Super Happy Hats!: Oh, you had holes in your cards, Mister Fancy Millionaire? All we had were cards. The holes weren't invented yet.

Every time someone was about to jump off a ramp, I had the urge to hold down "X" until the last second.

@Super Happy Hats!: When I was a kid, I would have been happy to have a hard drive. Or a 5-1/4" floppy drive. Or a new tape.

@Ryan: Well, the article and press release all say Verizon.

@olemardy: That's what I was thinking. Between him and a like-minded co-pilot he could very easily fly into something big and flammable, even without the benefit of 5-oz. bottle of non-medical liquid.

I'm curious as to what the TSA's actual "mission statement" is. Who is it that they serve - the airlines, the airport, the government, the citizens?

@sheetheadjohnson: I'm right there with you. I put in my time with the nerd stuff (I used every OS I could get my hands on from about 1987-2003), and then I decided that I was done compiling shitty programs from sourceforge.

@Rabid Penguin: God damn, if you didn't take what I thought was a good punchline and use it like a setup for a better punchline.

@PossibleCabbage: Cows weren't allowed to use computers until 1993. Thanks, liberals.