Holy shit trying to watch this clip is literally the worst user experience I’ve had in months.

Every kid who can get us some wins deserves a second chance.

“...when I was at Nebraska...”

This feels like a win-win.

Oh? Did they take this picture too?

Ain’t No Stopping that guy!

Is that fuckin’ Boogaloo Shrimp?

I think in general that’s true but I always keep in mind the story about Tyron Smith of the cowboys who, when he started making money, basically had his entire family try to get money out of him.

shut up cunt, put some respect in your headline.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

HamNo, your prizefighting articles are by far the greatest thing Deadspin produces these days. Great article as always.

I don’t think you can argue that Ward didn’t have any low blows — that said, Tony Weeks certainly was of the opinion that Kovalev was milking every “borderline” shot he could, whether or not he truly…

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Votto should have said “I remember when the Indians were up 3-1 in the WS”

I feel bad for the fan. I bet he was setting Joey up for a compliment and he was going to say “I remember when you used to be good...LAST YEAR! When you batted .326 with 29 home runs!” But Joey cut him off.

I think I speak for all Reds fans — except those who are 70+ with their heads up their asses — that I wish Votto had the chance every night to clown on Franchester Martin Brennaman.

I could talk about how i’m such a superfan, how Soundgarden was my first concert, how I listened to Superunknown over 1000 times front to back, or about how Chris was one of the most consistent artists ever his career, but i’m not.

Ain’t Talkin Bout Love

It always amazes with the liberal slant. I don’t think it is bad but it is there. And I always ask myself, why? You are a sports news station. Last thing people want is political leanings intertwined with their sports. I know shows like 30/30 could have it based on the topic. But most of the time people come for…