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This year is 2022. It’s almost 2023.

Neanderthal is probably his first language

It doesn’t matter what he says or how he says it or even what he does.  He’s a Republican and they will vote for him, no matter how incoherent and crazy he is.

Well according to him, he was not only the valedictorian of his high school class but he also graduated in the top 1% of his class in college. So either both his high school and the University of Georgia did not teach the fundamentals of the English language or it could be that Herschel Walker is a lying sack of shit

I think its a pretty genius way of saying a lot of nothing in such a way that the mouth breathers standing in the audience can hear whatever they want to hear. I would never say close listening and critical thinking skills are at the forefront of the contemporary maga crowd anyway. Herschel can spew this incoherent

Zealously supporting thing things they have no intention of understanding has never been an impediment to them before. Also some might be werewolves.

thats the thing. The GOP has basically said since day 1, they do not care if you are a killer, a racist, or dumb as a bag of rocks: if you say youre a republican, you will represent their aimless quest to take back congress and senate

He hates the same people they hate.  That’s all they need to understand.

This should be an instant ad for the Dems and Warnock: “One day after a tragic shooting targeting LGBTQ+ citizens in the United States, Herschel Walker said this...”

In fairness, during his time at UGA, the NCAA was also telling Walker they didn’t have any, as all their nouns had to maintain their amateurism status

they just assume that he’s saying what they want to hear.

I’m not kidding. They fill in the blanks.

White right wingers (especially southern) love their “non-uppity” black people. People like Herschel will tap dance on cue. Will speak highly of them and will do what he’s told to do. That’s why they got him. 

If this were the 1850's, Herschel would be working in the house.

They don’t care that he doesn’t make a lick of sense ... they care that he doesn’t have a D beside his name ... and little else sadly.

Like this fuckknob has ever been near a dictionary. From what I know of UGA and their football program, they probably got him a “tutor” to take his exams for him.

I subscribe online to the NYT, and you wouldn’t believe how many otherwise clearly well-meaning people start babbling in the comments of every trans-involving article about possible side effects of hormone blockers and “maybe we should be less drastic” and teenagers can’t make decisions and blah blah blah. This after

Is English his first language?!? There's a literal definition of a pronoun. That's a thing that exists. 

He’s so fucking dumb he probably does not know that pronouns are a part of the English language and probably just thinks “it’s some trans shit.” 

Webster’s dictionary defines a man as “Something written in my great book.”

But I’m going to tell you the definition of a woman. Because it written in my great book. It said ‘a man and a woman.’ And there’s a difference between the two of them. So that’s the reason men shouldn’t be in women’s sport—here’s a difference.

Not only is it disgusting, but I think the midterms showed that there’s not really much political benefit to degrading trans people and others in the LGBTQ+ community. So it really is just pure shittiness with these folks (and shame on any ostensible liberal who continues with the “maybe we are moving too fast on