I worked on the 40th floor of a building. On 9/11, and again the next week when some idiot maintenance dude decided it’d be funny to say he was “here to install a bomb” to a less-than-amused receptionist, had to evacuate the building via staircase. 1000-ish people in various stages of panic and not fit (I definitely…

Same here. Didn't exactly require a Punnett square to do that calculation: dark-haired Cameron should have thrown at least one dark-haired progeny. Add a fair-haired trainer to the mix, and the odds of two Children of the Corn suddenly gets a lot higher.

Lil Nas X = clearly wearing an outfit made with love and inspo from the Bob Mackie outfit Cher wore to the Oscars

“I hope that’s not lost on her” from your comment to Silencetheadvocate is completely intimating that McCurdy should “shut up and not complain,” as you so pithily commented above.