So a man gets slapped and the police arrest and hold his wife for 8 hours, only releasing her so she can breast feed their 6 month old baby, but a women gets raped and cops do........... nothing.

She said it has caused some officers to “rethink the profession.”

If incompetent police are going to rethink the profession, that’s a win for everyone!

A good lawyer should be able to plea them down to a manslaughter of crows.

You mean your cawr.

I mean, this article is pure gold. I was delighted at the beginning and only got progressively more impressed. By the line “I’m going with scraps of meat because I like crows who are bloodthirsty.”, my hysterical laughing started making me question my own morality and motives. A++ 

Obscure French weightlifter who also solved crimes, but not terribly well.

This is truly amazing. More content like this from Lifehacker plz!

Now this is the kind of quality article I expect from Life Hacker.

Top quality witchcraft, this is.

Son of Zeus, Child of Agatha Christie, the demi-god we need.

Brilliant!

Was this article written specifically FOR me? Or BY me?

While you were partying, I studied the CAWWW!

Crows were white until they were cursed by the god Apollo. Apparently they also had very sweet voices and the harsh-sounding caw was part of the curse.

my path to turning into an IRL wizard is becoming clearer and clearer.

That story had no business being as good as it was. You’ve earned a fan, good sir.

“This site is a joke any more”