The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

“Coastal elite democrats deny Alabama access to hurricane.”

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

That’s actually one of my regulars. Not that I patronize frequently anymore. Now if they get rid of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, I may never have a reason to go back.

I’m surprised they’re killing off the double decker taco, but I guess their numbers say otherwise.

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

Only in !this dimension.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

I’m guessing you lost because somebody clearly snuck corn into your chili to sabotage your chances.

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

As a Lion’s fan I envy the Texans identity as a perennial first round playoff knockout team.

Jesus, Charlize Theron is a chameleon!  The stuff they are able to do with makeup is absurd.  I would have never guessed that was her.   

For those of you who haven’t seen Rushmore and also disliked this trailer: Rushmore is nothing like The Politician and you should still see it as soon as possible.

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

Mumford and Sons was in town last week. My girlfriend and her friends had tickets (I had declined) and in preparation for the show, we listened to their newest album while making dinner.

Inadequate Man

Man, I hate trailers that have trailers in front of them.  Have we seriously become this ADHD that we have to put a trailer in front of the trailer to stop people from clicking on another video?  Or, does the entertainment industry just have so little an opinion of our attention spans?

I think you misunderstood.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen.