the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

I took my 18 month old to a Dog Night at G-Rate a couple years ago and it’s still the best sporting event I’ve ever been to.

Woman in the first row has nerves of steel or is brain dead.

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

No Pope Thrower? 

Its still an insult, just not a slur. The real insult is being compared to The Godfather Part III.

Said someone on Twitter:

This is the best piece I’ve read on jezebel in years.

Omigosh — don’t let the dog eat chicken bones! They splinter easily and the sharp pieces can perforate the digestive tract. Big Beef Bones Only!

“l will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.”

Come on. This goes back to “Mad World” from Donnie Darko. And probably much earlier but that was what really set the trend in motion.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Just re-release SURVIVING THE GAME or GTFO.

On the plus side, Rooney Mara gave the best performance in the best movie I’ve seen in the last decade (A Ghost Story).

This is the correct answer

Color me selfish and perhaps uninformed, but have Sanders or Warren said anything about those of us who paid into our loans early and often to get rid of them? I faced $75k in 2012 loans and i’m almost home free. I’d I’d be kidding myself if I said I’d be able to take the moral high road and just simply be thankful I…

Who could forget about Salute Your Shorts?

This reptilian bias by the Cubs...

“who is the orange man?”

FORREST GUMP. It lit-erally equals my hatred of Led Zeppelin