Scott's open disgust towards Kristian when he describes that No Logo play his theater company put on is one of the funniest things in recent CBB history.

The director of The Shining miniseries trash-talking the Kubrick version and a guy who thinks chicken McNuggets are better than Popeyes? I don't know if I can handle listening to that much unabashed wrongness.

True story: I used to have a really strong opinion on this, and then one day it came up in conversation and I was preparing to launch into a tirade, when I realized that I couldn't remember which side of the issue I was on. I still to this day have no idea which pronunciation I favored. I'm pretty sure I still like…

Couldn't these people save their energy for a Spiderman reboot or something?

My interpretation was that the people there didn't do anything wrong necessarily, they just had hangups in life they weren't ready to move on from, and thus couldn't accept that they had died. The sequence where the reverend describes his encounter at the gates may be "real" or it may be a delusion he holds, like the…

Why do people hate the water temple so much? I remember it pretty fondly. If you want a challenge, try doing it without the suit that lets you breathe underwater…

Seriously, can you get any waspier than "Elif Batuman"?

I like to think of O'Neal's article on that guy who got his degree from Sizzler's as the Crime and Punishment of the Newswire form.

I was sort of lukewarm on Silicon Valley (I work in tech, so a lot of the first season barely even felt like a joke) but Tommy Middle-D's hot streak on CBB has been making me want to give it another shot.

I make 90K a year by not being a robot from home!

This new comments format is totally in my face!

The A.V. Club

PG: mild language and adult themes
PG-13: hardcore anal penetration

I like to think I'm past the point in my life where I judge people for stuff like this, but the recent vape culture I've encountered seems like a vast network of people desperate for mutual reassurance that sucking candy-flavored smoke out of an electronic box isn't totally stupid. If you're gonna vape, at least be…

Pft, like I'm going to do all that typing for my lazy Star Wars reference.

The GOP are a bunch of scruffy looking nerf herders.

How ironic!

Your own… personal… Priebus.

Wait… is this an episode of Sick Burns?

Adam. That's not funny.