I wasn't prepared for how inexplicably naive and goofy a lot of it is. Like I'm kind of surprised that EL James has allegedly had actual sex.

I tried reading Fifty Shades Darker because I thought it might be fun (it wasn't!) if not well written, and practically every other paragraph begins with the protagonist's inner monologue saying holy crap, holy shit, or holy cow. She is completely astonished by EVERYTHING. Also, Christian Grey regularly says "Laters,…

I'm being ironic :D

If you want to talk two sides of the same coin, talk about Trump and Sanders. Both cultivated massive grassroots support by promising to be agents of radical change taking down the system from inside. Sure, one is socially liberal and not a fascist idiot, but that's evidently not the part of his campaign people were…

It's not a Muslim ban because… Rudy Giuliani said "it's not a Muslim ban" literally moments after explaining that Trump asked him to come up with a legal way to implement a Muslim ban. Which, to be clear, it's not. Legally. How was that?

The bar area was cool, but the one time I went there it seemed like they were just projecting a blown up home video on the wall. Also the tickets were super hard to get because of the one screen. Hopefully they upgrade the theater because it's a cool joint for sure, but right now I'd rather see real prints of weird…

Nitehawk has better food, but I think Alamo edges it out by their partnership with the American Genre Film Archive for one-off screenings. Also, I hate going to Williamsburg. Still, awesome that they're doing this!

Not heresy at all. I think I like Tago Mago a weeeeee bit more, but Ege Bamyasi is a close runner up, and Pinch is my favorite CAN track. Also, I missed this newswire and just learned that Jaki died, and fuuuuuuuuuck

"Peaceful ethnic cleansing" is not a real thing that happens. It is Nazi doublespeak for "ethnic cleansing."

My go-to favorites in this category would probably be On the Beach era Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, and anything Red House Painters. I think the lyrical content of Nebraska is too impersonal to be a pure example of Sad Bastard Music.

As one might expect, her actual statement isn't as contentious as the headline makes it out to be, but that's just how it goes on the A.V. "Skip the Article and Go Straight to the Comments" Club!

I don't know, but keep her the Kellyanne Con-away from me!

I don't care how terrible their politics are and how much crap they've released in the last decade, nobody's gonna sit here and tell me Reign in Blood doesn't kick ass. Though he is a Generic Indie Kid, so presumably the only other metal band he's familiar with is Liturgy.

Finally got around to playing Inside and it's a hoot so far. It's like Limbo with a submarine! That being said, hey assholes, ever heard of any colors besides gray?!?

Let's hope he died as he lived: snorting blow off a prostitute's cleavage.

I re-watched it recently, and even by the usual standards of crappy movies I liked as a kid, it's really really really awful.

Young Pope, take a look at my life I'm a lot like you

That would be… an ecumenical matter. *porn bass*

This comment is basically applicable to any newswire not attributed to O'Neal from the last few years.

That Nazi robot looks exactly like Vinnie from Spaceballs.