Trump literally came to prominence as a bigoted slumlord. If you think he gives a shit about the working class (or anybody besides himself) you're delusional. "Coastal liberals" hate him because they've seen how bad he fucked Atlantic City and New York.

And every which way!

Are you from around New York? They're spoofing a very specific New Yorker archetype. I'm surprised how popular it seems to be compared to the broader parodies Kroll does, but I guess a prank show based around giving people too much tuna is funny enough without context.

[ADL puts Furby on list of hate symbols]

My sister had one of these when I was a kid. One night we had guests staying over in my room or something, so I had to sleep in her room, and the thing started yattering in the middle of the night with no provocation. I'm pretty sure I ripped the batteries out and smashed it with a hammer, just to be sure.

"But really, the thought of balut is more repulsive than the balut itself. In fact, the experience of eating balut is quite pleasant. A good balut yolk has a soft texture not unlike cream cheese."

I think reports of Hitchcock's late period sucking are exaggerated. The guy made a buttload of movies from 1923 onward that nobody talks about, and not all of them are total winners. Plus, Frenzy rules, and that was one of his last.

Yeah what is this article even about? The deletion of a frustrated, but otherwise unremarkable tweet? I'll guiltily consume some pretty nasty snark if it's actually funny, but this just made me feel bad for the guy.

People like Lil Jon get a bit of a free ride since something like this is so far out of their apparent wheelhouse that any amount of enthusiasm or self-parody is immediately welcomed. Meanwhile, Cuoco is known primarily for being a comic actor on a shitty sitcom.

Wait what? You think they make a hole by slamming the box down on their erect dick? You're supposed to cut a hole in the box and pizza and refrigerate the pizza overnight as prep so it's less messy and not scalding hot. Cold morning-after pizza is better anyway, and also it doesn't matter because you're just going to…

This just makes me imagine the porn studio has a Comedy Bang Bang style open-door policy where anyone can walk in and join.

I've mostly been PC gaming lately, so it's the last console I actually bought. I'll occasionally boot it up for smash bros if I have friends over, or one of the classic console games.

Kyle MacLachlan has gotten shockingly craggy, right? I always assumed he'd be one of those people who is young and doughy looking forever.

If this ends up being as slick as it looks, I'll happily eat my words. I'm just feeling blasé after playing with the wii u and thinking "why the hell am I holding this big clunky controller and why is there a screen in the middle of it?"

Nintendo hardware is pretty sturdy, in my experience. Dropped my wii from a couple feet onto concrete and the thing still runs like a dream. Compare that to xbox, which just decided to roll over and die one morning after sitting quietly on a shelf for a few weeks.

Sorry about that. I just get emotional and say things I don't mean when trying to properly classify Evil Dead II.

Hey, fuck you! Being pedantic about trivial bullshit is the foundation A.V. Club was built on!

I agree with you on Evil Dead II, it does have elements of legit horror. I mentioned in another comment that I think Dead Alive is the one that (arguably) deserves to be axed from the "real horror" stack.

It really all just comes down to intent, I think. Alien may have sci-fi elements in it, but at the end of the day it's not interested in asking big questions about life and the universe, it's interested in scaring your pants off.

If it's the theatrical cut, I'm going to have to start a petition to get him impeached just on principle.