R.I.P. Mr. Mittens

It's kind of weird that the bun has the most Cronenbergianly horrific character design, and the cutest are literally made from processed meat.

"A runty sausage… is nearly as endearing as actual Michael Cera"

It's weird to have this argument at all since, listening to the transitional stuff like later Joy Division and Movement, it's obvious that Joy Division were going in that direction with or without Curtis. It's more like comparing pre and post DLR Van Halen, or something. The only thing I know for sure is that New…

Vanilli probably used a surrogate.

A.V. Club can send you whatever notification they want. It's their prerogative.

Does anybody besides A.V. Club staff actually listen to this emo revival stuff they're constantly posting about? Decent song though, if you ignore the video. People who ride fixies in cutoff jorts are intolerable.

Oh shit! He just admitted that she's a replicant!

I kind of hate it when GJI is actually good. I'm just here for the bitchy comments.

This movie never had a… ghost of a chance.

It's funny that the addition of the first four Chinese ghostbusters wasn't effective.

Damn kids! Back in my day, it was a Battle Royale ripoff!

I don't care what anybody says, that cover fuckin' rules.

OBAMACARE! LISA NEEDS BRACES!

I am very much enjoying this conversation between two ponies.

For me, the main turn-off about LWT is that the jokes feel like a total afterthought. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the process was just somebody writing a straightforward political tirade, then some intern goes through sprinkling in the quota of mildly amusing analogies and poor photoshops.

Based on the interview Trump's ghostwriter gave and my own observation, I'd guess that Trump has absolutely no ideology whatsoever and will say or do virtually anything that pops into his head if he thinks it will bring him attention. So I agree with Assange in that regard, though I have no idea how he can possibly…

I just want an all-female reboot of Monty Python's Flying Circus. I'll settle for Kids in the Hall.

I think a lot of it just has to do with the target platform. Back in the 80's, there's a lot of focus on arcade games, so you want to make brutally hard coin-gobblers. Now that it's more of a "pay once" model, there's more incentive to make the games easy so that consumers can quickly move onto the next game/DLC.…

Extremely newsworthy.