Are we not going to mention John Ritter as the news anchor?

The arrogance is killing me... “Officer, you really don’t want to do that.” Are you fucking kidding me?!

I heard on twitter that a group of Karen’s is called a privilege

Who think being sarcastic during a pandemic is a good idea? That would be Boris johnson, UK prime minister. Before his own apparent brush with covid, he suggested the the operation to respond to the pandemic be called: operation last gasp. Oh how we laughed. Not.

It gets even more awkward, as in order to justify the claim that it was sarcastic, Fox News would have to show the clip. Where the context makes it utterly clear that it wasn’t sarcastic.

A flock of Karen’s is called ‘a grievance of Karens.’

You can almost visibly see him fighting back the urge to drop about 10 f-bombs. lol  Like, you can practically hear them between the words.  I’ve heard his brother speak candidly; you better believe his language is blue as a sailor’s.

Just out of curiosity do you get paid by Jez to keep people updated on what’s happening in Britain or is this something you just took upon yourself?  If you aren't you definitely should you and the Guardian are pretty much my sources for what's going on across the Atlantic and you are infinitely more entertaining to…

I feel like the louder the Karen’s are at GOP protests, the more suburban women don’t want to be associated with flagrant displays of outrage and bad spelling.

The hero we deserve.

Hey, it’s not like Trump can try out his routine at the D.C. Laff Factory open-mic night. They’re closed! And Melania only pretend chuckles at his jokes for the sake of the will.

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Wow... that is a lot... you can actually use bleach in cleaning produce when canning (the goal being to kill the surface bacteria, which could cause a jar to spoil and put you at risk). But when Martha Stewart (pre-prison/becoming more relaxed) did it to green tomatoes it was like a capful in a sink of water. 

I will admit that I knew this about bleach and ammonia but idiot jinni once bleached the inside of her dishwasher and then ran a load of dishes. The combination of the bleach and the dishwashing detergent gave me breathing issues for a few hours. It was a little terrifying.

I read about a woman who recently washed her vegetables after bringing them home (sensible!) in a solution of water (good) vinegar (add some salt and you’re on your way to a brine) and 10% bleach(?!!!!) She ended up in the hospital with breathing problems. And more people then I’m comfortable with that did not know…

Ah, America: you know you have sunk a little too far when other quasi-dysfunctional countries can look at you and say, “Well, at least we haven’t done that!”

Now, see, THIS... This is how sarcasm works, Mr. President. Break out your Sharpie and take notes.

The link to the VP polling doesn’t work, but what I found most interesting was that Warren led all possible picks among people under 45 AND African-Americans (ouch for Harris and Abrams!)