Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

I was never worried about that. I mean, T-Swift has done so much for women in the music industry with her career: she’s shown that even with the most minimal amounts of talent, anyone can be a huge star!

There’s been a few responses to this letter but this one is my favorite (H/T Backtalk).

Also why is Ed Sheeran a thing? There are so many singer-songwriters whose music is just as appealing to a broad audience and actually happens to be not that shitty. And the video and the song Bad Blood sucked. (#JusticeForBlankSpace).

We put gay Muslims at the top of the list of refugees coming to Canada. They aren’t the threat, they are the ones under threat.

I’m getting the Campbell Soup kid.

He looks a little prednisone puffy.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

As far as meat goes? You do have options that are not battery farms. You just choose not to use them. You can supplement with whey, rice, almond, hemp, whatever protein you like. You an eat beans with spinach and orange. You can still eat meat but eat less and supplement it. Eating a super high protein diet is not…

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

That’s such an X-Pro II thing to say.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

When I was 34 I took both of my parents with me to buy a new car. I knew everyone thought they were bankrolling me. They weren’t. I’m financially solvent, just emotionally bankrupt.

I’m 31 and still feel like I need my parent’s permission to make large purchases.

“Is the Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth engagement back on? It might be, but also who cares.”

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”