Fighting happens in all of these sports, on and off the field. Only in the NBA and NFL does it cause moral handwringing about thuggery.

Smoke was in fear for his life. DRIVE YOUR GROUND!!! 2nd Amendment.

One of the things I found interesting when I started meeting Israelis was realizing how one-sided American coverage of Israel was. There's a lot more open debate *within* Israel than we hear about here.

Riiiiiight

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Böners are wonderful German street food.

Despair for the actual human beings that lives there, I feel that.

Yes, this is true. We all know that a women's team hasn't been fucked this hard since the US Women's snowboarding team discovered Tinder at this past Olympics.

Google should take the wheels off Brazil's car on their doodle.

The one being driven by the underdog. Everyone thinks it's the jock but its really the bad boy mysterious loner who spends all class in the parking lot working on his car with a shitty exterior. He proves it at the end when he beats the jock in a race and then the cheerleader gives him a handy on the ride back to the…

Did you fuck your neighbor's sister right in her pussy?

The only problem I have with the rule is that it basically says "if a player prevents an obvious open scoring opportunity, s/he receives a red card and the opposing team receives a PK." It's equivalent to fouling a player on a fast break in basketball and preventing the easy lay up (minus the being removed from the…

im fairly certain its the only purpose for hell... oh that and for people who like their steaks 'well done'

im fairly certain its the only purpose for hell... oh that and for people who like their steaks 'well done'

ah, I see you're a liverpool fan. no need to elaborate then.

I never got the handball thing.. you exchange a guaranteed goal for a penalty and another shot at the goal that is not guaranteed. In the case of the aforementioned match, a critical goal at that. Seems like a rotten deal for the opposing team, and sweet for the violators. Why not call an intentional handball in…

Yep. Everyone sport needs a racist (maybe) asshole who goes around biting people with his big fucking teeth.

If FIFA used dog rules, this third bite would mean it's time to put Luis Suarez down.