WOAH. I actually didn’t make that connection but he’s definitely considered a family man and he’s definitely an A-list international super star. Hmmmmm...

Oh DAMN.

Jill Stein is in no way qualified to be President. I know plenty of well-educated doctors with admirable moral compasses who have been slightly involved with very local politics, and they aren’t qualified to be President either.

Stein is anti-science, or at least comfortable with courting the votes of anti-science voters.

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein. Anyone who thinks they are compromising their political ideology if they vote for Hillary Clinton but is fine with voting for Stein, despite her repeated panderings to the pseudo-science folks (most notably anti-vaxxers) is kidding themselves.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Who knew that that motherfucker was funny? 2016 continues to confound me.

Jeb!?

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Julia gets a free pass for even being out in public this soon after her loss.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I think “Perfect Illusion” is being unfairly derided, but that aside your point is 100% accurate. With the exception of “Bad Romance,” none of her lead singles have been the best tracks on their respective albums.

Actually, the live performance on the link sold me on “Perfect Illusion”. But Gaga’s lead singles tend to be weaker than her follow-up releases: “Just Dance” was passable compared to “Poker Face”; and “Born This Way” was blah compared to “You and I”; and “Applause” was so-so compared to almost everything else on…

Yeah. Too bad it’s completely inaccurate since literally none of that was shade.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Y’all I don’t understand the urban hipster farmer’s fascination with chickens. Take it from a country girl whose mom had some: they are NASTY AS FUCK. We had 3 when I was younger and of course when my parents would go on a trip I’d have to take care of them. When a coyote finally got them in the middle of the night I…

My vegetarian-diet farts must have seemed like the space shuttle taking off

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.