And poor Alex Borstein.

Pizza and sex.

This quote will never, ever, ever get old.

Willam was robbed!

It sounded like Willam.

Exactly. What the hell does that have to do with the election? I don’t need to know if a candidate has the sniffles or a painful wart or, in Donald Trump’s case, a revived heel spur... whatever as long as it’s treatable and not going to affect their job as president.

When asked why she didn’t discuss her pneumonia diagnosis until after it became abundantly necessary to do so, she said she “didn’t think it was going to be that big a deal.”

Hold the phone, source. I do not think Brad Pitt was, like, on his hands and knees replacing tile and screwing new fixtures into old cabinets and screaming like, “GOD DAMN IT, ANGIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GOD DAMNED CHISEL” after which Angie screams back, “HOW MANY GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I NEVER…

Counterpoint - I upgraded to the iOS 10 public beta on a 64 GB 6 Plus and it has not once crashed my device nor have I had any issues with it whatsoever. Upgrade to iOS 10.

I guess this was coming especially after “hillary for prison,” “trump that bitch” and “hillary sucks but not like monica.”

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

I am voting for Hillary, no doubt. And half of me completely agrees with Samantha Bee. I don’t think I’d risk my vote for a 3rd party candidate even if I liked them better. But at the same time, isn’t it bad for democracy to want to stifle these people? Yes, they are not going to win this time, but maybe in the long…

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the purity test. Of all the ways we liberals shoot ourselves in the foot, this one is my absolute favorite.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.

Why did you say that now I actually looked at it what the hell is going on with his toes

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.