We must protect the sanctity of marriage!

ALL OF THIS!

His index finger helped block a field goal in Dallas a few years ago...

It's obvious why he was unfazed.

My 10 year reunion was pretty awesome and awful. Our stoner class president had it at a dive bar in the shitty city down the street from our town. A couple friends and I decided to pregame before the party which was on the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Does this mean I can give him a brojob? http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/swishb…