Perfect. Amazing.

Nice job, Luis.

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

*chef's kiss*

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

If this is the last post to ever run on Deadspin, it is surprisingly fitting.

For what it’s worth, the phone number for Great Hill Partners works:

No booze is fine if the entire time commitment for guests (ceremony and the meal part of the reception) is no greater than 90 minutes. I once sat though a five hour dry wedding (the whole family is extremely twee, it was handcrafted and so goddamn special CAN’T YOU SEE HOW PERFECT WE ARE) where the ceremony itself was…

Jesus, why even get married at all.

A Methodist wedding is just a reminder of the anti-Catholic, anti-immigrant push behind Prohibition. A Methodist wedding is a reminder that a ton of people who think saltines are a bit too flavorful would be more than happy to slap an “ethnic” cocktail out of your hand if the law allowed.

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.

We'd love to hear any of those stories. Please feel free to elaborate here.

Two things:

As a former employee of [redacted], boy do I have a ton of Whitlock stories.