jochavanhammer
Jocha van Hammer
jochavanhammer

Welcome to Orlando, FL, mates!

weeng weeng.. Aston called, they asked to Stop.

"You cannot race inside of players." Well, not on a first date unless you get really lucky.

Getting banned from entering a city before you even get there is basically the most Top Gear thing that ever could have happened. This is shaping up to be epic.

You know, I watch Top Gear for the cars, not for 60 year old Brits masturbating to a time when Britain meant something. It's been really hard to watch Top Gear for a few years because of this.

"What if we made a car that's really, really good?" - VW bosses before making this XL1 with a Ducati engine.

If only it wasn't for the fact that you have to pay more to get more of the story. If the game had a complete story at launch, I feel like this could be excusable, but right now, no matter what they say, it just feels like they finished the game and cut it up into parts to sell as DLC. I'm so torn on this because I

They're planning on fixing the Cryptarch! *Begins to Dougie*