While nobody’s going to deify Illitch, can you imagine what Detroit would look like today without all of the investment Illitch and Olympia have poured in over the last 20 years?

I can’t believe this banner image would spoil that Mulan becomes a warrior. The movie isn’t even out yet!

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

The quote was prompted by a question King asked Brady, on a trip to Montana that I’m sure his (struggling) parent company had to pay for. This isn’t like quoting from prepared remarks at a press conference.

You know most of your coworkers dislike you, right? Just making sure you know that and have no illusions about it. People don’t like snitches, tattletales, or people who stick their noses in other peoples’ business. It was a good step for you to stop tracking that. Now you need to let it go completely and not let it…

Madden has ruined football games for a lot of gamers out there. Sorry boys

You’re right. But the gawker drones have to convince themselves that they’re doing something by putting their fingers in their ears and chanting repeatedly

Oh shit, I said amen, which means when this gets cross posted to Jezebel I’ll be greyed in no time.

wimps.

“Danish Ministry of Environment and Food’s guidelines”

I might be reading this wrong, but it sounded like they were solely looking for flourine, not PFAs specifically?

Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Is this news or a particularly verbose “let’s remember some guys” post?

While I expect you didn’t mean it the way it sounded, but the MAJORITY of Nascar fans are “not representative of the Nascar stereotype.”

I’m not a fan of most PSCWs but as a photographer I can assure you that 99% of the people on this website are misreading your anti-Muslin/pro-Linen handle.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

This sort of stuff is why I hope at some point we can all find something (that Trump does) to unite around. We all turn into caricatures online, spouting shit about being “triggered” or “nazis” or whatever, when at the end of the day, most people just want to get along with their common man.