Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

I’m not a number 1 fan of either Bush Sr or Jr...but the Bush’s aren’t racist. I don’t think there was an emergency family meeting when Jeb married a Mexican woman. Bush Sr coined the term “voodoo economics” in talking about Reagan’s “trickle down economics”- and is voting for Hillary. After 9/11 W went out of his way…

I agree. Also, I think that POTUS is such a small group. They can commiserate even if disagreeing on many other things. There are only a handful of people that know what stress the Obama family has undergone in office. W is one of those.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Yes, but how far can that handle punt?

I didn’t draft any of those players? Should I start my Half-elf warlock instead?

“To Fred Smoot: The greatest two way player in the league”

Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

I may be one of the rare Washington alums who has nothing at all against Washington State Cougar fans. I am constantly impressed and amazed at the sincere dedication and rabid fandom toward your second choice of schools.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Al Davis gets shit for being such a curmudgeon, but man, go back and take a look at his early days, dude was WAAAAY ahead of his time on many of the social issues that still confound many of the “owners in their 60's or 70's.” Although, he did give us his son, soooooo maybe it’s a wash.

As for the owner who asked me to fetch him coffee, we became good friends, and he emerged as one of my staunchest supporters. He had no issue with my gender. He was simply surprised. Thee rules of the game had changed during his tenure as an owner—indeed, during his lifetime. And yes, he was mortified that he had…

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

This is bad Kinja.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?