From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Al Davis gets shit for being such a curmudgeon, but man, go back and take a look at his early days, dude was WAAAAY ahead of his time on many of the social issues that still confound many of the “owners in their 60's or 70's.” Although, he did give us his son, soooooo maybe it’s a wash.

As for the owner who asked me to fetch him coffee, we became good friends, and he emerged as one of my staunchest supporters. He had no issue with my gender. He was simply surprised. Thee rules of the game had changed during his tenure as an owner—indeed, during his lifetime. And yes, he was mortified that he had…

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

This is bad Kinja.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

I’ll let the other fan know...

Unions didn’t suddenly go away 30 years ago. True, we’ve had expansion in sectors that traditionally haven’t been unionized and contractions in industries that are, but if people truly thought they were getting their value per dollar from unions there would be no reason not to join one. Instead, you have people…

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

I knew Karlos Williams had a lot of free time these days, but I didn’t realize he had become a Deadspin contributor.

Ohh, real funny making fun of a guy with a serious FUCK SHIT ASS

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

i have forwarded these comments to charles shipan at your university.

Looks like he’ll miss at least a month

Remember Clay Travis?

But you are some form of PR person for the American swim team, no? Started posting around the start of the Olympics, every post about swim details or the team itself. So you probably do have a stake in this somewhere.

This applies to the distance events, which is what the article mainly applies to: Male swimmers swim a more lopsided, slower stroke because they have more muscle, and don’t need to pull as fast, they are more efficient swimmers. Females, even in distance events, have a higher stroke count and stroke frequency because…