it would be yet another extremely impressive scalp in Zidane’s growing collection.

#victimblaming

It got a legit LOL from me.

Sam Perkins is not impressed by that set shot.

“If Trump is elected, will I be a slave?”

No doubt this will logged in his personnel file.

Has anyone noticed how much Rudy Gay looks like Minor Mistake Marvin/Microwave Cup of Noodle Kid?

It’s real to me dammit !

It’s just the way contracts are structured. That’s why Signing Bonuses are so much larger in the NFL than in other sports.

You mean Linda McCartney’s husband?

Hmm... so maybe it just a drunk asshole fan “trying” to funny and not some action warranting deep social commentary.

Check your priviledge with all this white-splaining ... or something... I don’t really know anymore

Every week I click on this link expecting the article to read, in it’s entirety: “No one cares about your Fantasy Football Team!!!”.

Players gloves these days make it way too easy to make spectacular catches. #hottake

Wambach generally seems to see being a lesbian as just part of who she is, rather than a statement or cause

“This ship is going down in the okra patch” -Bryant McKinnie

“This stadium isn’t even that cool” -Fred Smoot

Is this quote the reason this excerpt won’t be posted to Jezebel?