The correct answer is: “Who Cares”

You know that $11B contact is for 14 years, right?

Or, you know, just talk to each other...

Part of me feels like this is something the women’s movement has brought upon themselves... #hottake

The fewer people who smoke or use tobacco products, the lower health care costs are for everyone.

Beyond that, there’s a lot of evidence that smoking (and tobacco) REDUCE public health costs because it kills people off faster and we don’t have to pay for their old age care.

well...great for going to/from SeaTac....

Counterpoint: Fuck Buses.

Don’t you just steal them from the office like everyone else?

Don’t you just steal them from the office like everyone else?

Imitating Donnie Moore? That’s suicidal...

That guy that didn’t watch the video before posting...

I feel like I’ve seen a ton of movies like 10 Cloverfield Lan ... (Just in the past half year, there’s been 400 Days and Air, off the top of my head.)

Didn’t the Democrats just vote for a “Very Republican Democrat” in Hilary Clinton?

Let he wouldn’t do that shit if they had $22 Billion cast the first stone.

Our 4th wideout on a rookie contract is making $1 mil per year for 4 years-optimistically. After taxes and management he takes home $500K (again, optimistically). From this 500K he has to pay personal trainers, coaches, and all the other personal staff that make playing a pro sport possible. So now he’s down to $300K.…

When Portlandia goes wrong...

I have reliably heard that if you hand is bigger than your face, you have an increased likelihood of getting cancer...

Hitler Knife Crab. (Sound required)