So that lazy asses like me don’t have to bother taking it off!

1. The coffin lid was open

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

My favorite was when they brought Janeane Garofalo on way back in 2003 and she proceeded to wipe the floor with Brian Kilmeade.

Can you simultaneously forgive someone and punch them in the face? Asking for an enemy...

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Nothing pisses me off more than lazy, shiftless folk like her, thinking that they deserve a handout.

I know I just lost 11 minutes of my life by watching that but WORTH IT.

You know who isn’t happy with 24/7 pizza? Hitler.

I should wear hats to the grocery more often.

Conversely, comparisons between Lady Gaga and Madonna are unfair because Madonna thoroughly transformed the pop landscape and spawned one or two generations of performers whose careers are made primarily in her image.

If you haven’t watched a moment, how do you know she’s an awful crone?

She might only be a mildly-terrible crone! You don’t know!

worked with a former federal judge who was friends with judge judy. had the pleasure of drinks with her a few times (dry, dry martinis). she is whip smart and takes no shit. she plays up the persona for tv, but judge judy is legit. one of the most intelligent people i’ve had the pleasure of sharing company with.

Thank you for providing the in-depth journalism we need in these troubled times.

I’m pretty sure I know you...

Not calling out Sam Bee here, but wanted to get something off my chest: I’m always a little disgruntled when “thoughts and prayers” get mocked and derided in the wake of a shooting. My church (hippie dippie New England Episcopalians) formed a Gun Reform Legislation Committee after Newtown—we have teams of callers who…

And I have starred it both times. Karen Walker is who I want to be when I grow up.