Gotchya. Well we wouldn’t want him to be bad at it. So let me make some suggestions.

Jesus man. You’re a father and you’re on the internet making fun of others hobbies and getting into arguments in the comment section throwing around grade school insults? Might wanna take a minute to step back from your keyboard and just think that over. Maybe you can take that time and energy and expend it on…

If you’re really gonna complain about paying to play online then allow me to share PC gamers struggles.

Not true. The only reason PC players ever had an advantage in games was the accuracy and customization of a keyboard and mouse. Rocket League is best played with a controller meaning PS4 and PC players are on level playing field.

Meanwhile at Ubisoft Headquarters

Obviously she’s far too stupid to operate a car. So sue her, seize the car, sell it, pay bills that way. She can ride the bus or walk. I mean honestly if you’re dumb enough to get the brake and accelerator mixed up you don’t deserve a car. Same goes for hitting the gas in the wrong gear, there’s no excuse for it.