Elliot Ness was only 25% as Elliot Ness as Robert Stack.

Elliot Ness was only 25% as Elliot Ness as Robert Stack.

Still, it could be worse. Your nose could be gushing blood.

Still, it could be worse. Your nose could be gushing blood.

Isa 55:8: “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the LORD "and yet i still masturbate"

Isa 55:8: “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the LORD "and yet i still masturbate"

@Scrawler2:disqus

@Scrawler2:disqus

@avclub-9a4171ef8b4442c43967206e73227d7a:disqus The joke I was going for was that boys have more practice aiming, but I like your interpretation better.Nazis? Notoriously bad at overhearing women pee.

@avclub-9a4171ef8b4442c43967206e73227d7a:disqus The joke I was going for was that boys have more practice aiming, but I like your interpretation better.Nazis? Notoriously bad at overhearing women pee.

Although I generally think both genders have equal capacity in almost every ability, this is EXACTLY why you've never heard of a famous woman sniper.

Although I generally think both genders have equal capacity in almost every ability, this is EXACTLY why you've never heard of a famous woman sniper.

You're the voice of my generation, Reposted YouTube Comments!

You're the voice of my generation, Reposted YouTube Comments!

That sounds like the grittiest reboot of The Littlest Hobo imaginable.

That sounds like the grittiest reboot of The Littlest Hobo imaginable.

Christians are almost exactly 1/3 of the global population. Your pastor must have actually been pretty liberal, since the average evangelical would probably take that number and begin whittling down from there.

Christians are almost exactly 1/3 of the global population. Your pastor must have actually been pretty liberal, since the average evangelical would probably take that number and begin whittling down from there.

I'm going to name my punk band Cesspool and the Airy Little Mongers.

I'm going to name my punk band Cesspool and the Airy Little Mongers.