A female coworker of mine once described anal sex as like getting poked in the eye.

That article's pretty awesome, actually. Thanks for linking to it.

That article's pretty awesome, actually. Thanks for linking to it.

Here's a semi-serious hypothesis. We're getting older as a society- the median age has gone from around 28 in 1970 to around 36 today.

Here's a semi-serious hypothesis. We're getting older as a society- the median age has gone from around 28 in 1970 to around 36 today.

Your mommy's alright, just a little weird.

Your mommy's alright, just a little weird.

"Calling it 'wooden' is an affront to marionettes" - Peter Travers

"Calling it 'wooden' is an affront to marionettes" - Peter Travers

*RAISES HAND*

*RAISES HAND*

If we don't support this Super Bowl thing it may not catch on!

If we don't support this Super Bowl thing it may not catch on!

@avclub-600a51b7602a94be94712bbf272284a2:disqus "You gotta admit, it's a very strange policy . . .The whole concept of grading something is arbitrary, anyway. If you ban A+, then you effectively make the A an A+"

@avclub-600a51b7602a94be94712bbf272284a2:disqus "You gotta admit, it's a very strange policy . . .The whole concept of grading something is arbitrary, anyway. If you ban A+, then you effectively make the A an A+"

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus

What about Mike the Cleaner as "The Lovematic Grandpa"?

What about Mike the Cleaner as "The Lovematic Grandpa"?

I think that motivational sign that says "What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?" might actually apply for him.