Kirk Cameron and Jared Fogle star in TranSubstantiation, this fall on NBC.

His favorite movie? Tremors.

His favorite movie? Tremors.

I think Fucker's Remorse is one of those diseases that can be contracted from the undead in "Skyrim."

I think Fucker's Remorse is one of those diseases that can be contracted from the undead in "Skyrim."

Electric Booga-Loup?

Electric Booga-Loup?

I feel like a judo master who's just thrown an unseen opponent into a wall using the momentum of his own stupidity.

I feel like a judo master who's just thrown an unseen opponent into a wall using the momentum of his own stupidity.

@K. Thrace

@K. Thrace

The problem with Democrats is that they always start from a compromised position.

The problem with Democrats is that they always start from a compromised position.

One of the creative writing students in that movie includes Kathleen Turner on a list of women he wants to sleep with.

One of the creative writing students in that movie includes Kathleen Turner on a list of women he wants to sleep with.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus I don't think Catwoman would even make my list of bottom ten worst comic book movies. I thought it was a kid's movie that wasn't marketed as such.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus I don't think Catwoman would even make my list of bottom ten worst comic book movies. I thought it was a kid's movie that wasn't marketed as such.

The best case scenario is one of you dies.

The best case scenario is one of you dies.

I never thought I had a reason to use Twitter. Now- short of participating in the Arab Spring- I honestly can't think of one more compelling than picking up that kind of insider info.