IcarusMoon

9/29/16

I think the iOS 10 Music app is trash. Apple is a company that is supposed to take pride in design, detail, and aesthetics, then they give us this...

9/26/16

9/7/16

I don’t understand how $159 isn’t at least a bit overpriced seeing as you can get sweat-proof bluetooth earbuds for ~$100, with decent quality, and 50-100% longer battery life. And easier control for volume/play/pause/skip/back.

8/19/16

It was like anthrax to them.

8/1/16

The tiny hands! The tiny hands!

6/20/16

6/14/16

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

5/30/16

If someone told me that something I made when they were already adults ruined their childhood, I’d probably have to stop myself from telling them that if that’s all it took to ruin their childhood, it wasn’t much of a childhood to begin with.

5/19/16

i’m surprised i haven’t seen a post for “the handmaiden” which is the new movie by the director of “oldboy”. korean, lesbian, gothic thriller! the trailer is very effective:

5/5/16

5/4/16

Reboot? Cool. I liked the original (DONT JUDGE ME) and the source material, so I’d love to see a fresh adaptation.

2/27/16

Less dorky than the original video.

2/11/16

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

2/5/16

1/22/16

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

1/19/16

1/8/16

“Three hots and a cot? Hardly. The food is lukewarm at best and I’m pretty sure it comes from a can. This imprisonment might not be unlawful, but it sure is awful. Avoid this prison if at all possible, I’m not buying what they are “cell”ing!”

11/9/15

Same. I always knew this as a church thing. We did have to sign drug-free-for-life pledges for DARE in middle school. At the time I had no intention of ever touching the demon weed, but I didn’t want to sign because you just never know how life will change you and I wasn’t prepared to make a promise I might not keep…

11/4/15

Holy hell... I am light headed now and my boxers got tight all of a sudden.

11/4/15

And, of course, the American witches and wizards must call Quidditch something else that is not “Quidditch”, while the rest of the wizarding world calls Quidditch just “Quidditch”.