I think about it in vaguely glossy, old-timer at the end of a young adult movie terms. When grandma's about to die and little Jimmy is like, "But you can't die grandma!" And grandma is like, "Jimmy, I'm old as fuck and tired as hell. I'm ready for this shit." You know how you sometimes feel so tired you can't imagine…

If you like that work then you will love Fleischpeitsche massiere. Which means to wank, but the exact translation is "To massage the flesh whip"

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Sure, it's not a big deal at all. I think it's kind of funny.

Yes. Part of my love for The Bluest Eye is that it's a book/story I wish I wrote.

I hugged Kate and she hated it:(

Makes sense. Beyonce dressed up as Janet for Halloween which of course conjured the real Janet. That's how it works.

Honestly, I'd be a little cranky too if I spent time abroad treating a fatal disease, surrounded by suffering and death, only to be subjected to unnecessary confinement immediately after deplaning at home.

"Here is some truth. Snoop Dog claimed to have pimped out women."

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.

And here I was afraid of corrective eye surgery...

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

That's fair enough. I respect the way the author connects fond memories of her Dominican upbringing and grandmother to his products.

if it was the pilot, the show is infinitely better than the pilot. the belchers are also like, one of the healthiest, most loving, well rounded families on tv. bob is also a huge feminist an frankly an amazing LGBTQ ally, AND has called out racism on the show, as well.

I love how naive people are about some openly gay people, they think they can't be racist, sexist, and heck, even homophobic.

I think Jenni's family is taking their cue from Selena's...those people are truly disgusting. They were already discussing making the move about Selena's life a few weeks after her death.

Oh, Telemundo and Univision were ridiculous after Rivera's death, but no where near as bad as when Selena died. It still pisses me off that her family comes out with new Selena albums and the fucking media gives them the platform.

There's archaeological evidence that humans have been making dildos longer than civilization has existed.