Oh no...Zoolander 2 is going to be worse than I originally thought, isn't it.

Check the freezer. There are some big Ziploc bags down at the bottom, under some Werthers from 1975.

5/10, would rate higher but she's not even bottomless.

Just look at all this space!

Bro you need to go offshore. Dress better, and carry yourself with grace and be kind... but that shit don't work on American women. For real you have to try West Africa, Brazil, and SouthEast Asia. There'll be less emphasis on your looks, and some lady will get to know the real you, and realize that you're actually a…

I _need_ to know, who the fuck does Belichick think is cool in that group? (i know its from Half-Baked, but at least in the movie they acknowledge who Scarface thinks is cool)

You must be lost - Barstool is down the road and to the left.

THIS is your comment? This. Did you fucking hurt yourself patting yourself on the back after this one? Did you call your mother and say "Mommy I made a funny joke today...LOLz...let's just say it involves CAMERAS...and....(wait for it)...BILL BELICHICK"

And if all that fails:

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

It's not just Sunday night I feel this way. It's Sunday night through Thursday night. Funny that I don't get that feeling Friday or Saturday night. There's no cure for the weeknight blues except retirement.

Now the Ravens need to have the NFL implement a rule where the team scoring the fewest points wins. As the Ravens would have in the AFC Divisional Playoffs.

Yes. YES. More of your tears, MORE OF YOUR TEARS! THEY SUSTAIN US!

Feel better about blowing two 14 point leads?

Next year - Rest of NFL finally admits they will never stop getting outschemed by New England, just straight up bans the Patriots.

It's funny because Belichick probably has already moved on from that play anyways

That tweet makes the Ravens look like the Jan Bradys of the NFL.

That look carried me straight through junior high.