My orange would like to meet your apple.

obviously, you've never seen him curl two cinderblocks...

I say the same thing when a midget holds my penis.

I doubt they really care what you remember them as.

Let it go, man. Let it go.

Brewkake

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

- Josh Gordon

If its a private school classroom all the kids will say "No shit, asshole."

Speaking of...

"where it all went wrong"

Might as well let the kids know at a young age that everyone cheats and unless it's flagrant, nobody will care.

The beads are a perfect douchebag accessory. Dude is legit.

Out of all of the things in this picture that might raise issues with regard to the raising of children, you focus on...

LOL U SAD BRO?

somewhere a lonely and sad Johnny Football wonders where it all went so wrong.

But honestly, when he is not Peak Gronk? This guy lives at an 11.

In other words, what you do on the field is more important than who you are off the field. See how that works, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, and Josh Gordon?

Good god! My mom was deemed a milf by my friends. I never let it show how much it pissed me off. The furthest thing from my mind was trying to hook my friends up with her. Out of this whole story, it is that part that concerns me the most.