I remember this episode! I knew I must have heard the rumor somewhere because I had felt like Cosby's alleged rapiness was common knowledge that, like many celebrities, people just chose to ignore, and I had thought this for awhile, but couldn't for the life of me remember where I'd heard it. This episode is where I…

Workin on my night cheese...

what does a protective order really do? Would it have stopped the guy from going to Nordstrom and shooting her? I really don't think it would have prevented this psychopath from killing this poor woman.

There was, but I watched it only for the talent portion. Burnt Umber has hidden depths.

For realz, that is a Lacey Chabert circa Party of Five wax figure. Or maybe even a Thora Birch wax figure. It is not a Posh wax figure, though.

There is no body size that is tabloid adequate. Everyone is too fat, too thin, if pregnant "about to explode", if just gave birth "desperate to lose all the weight", and so on.

No. Just no.

The first thing you are trained to do with a weapon? If you point it at someone, that means you are willing to kill them. Final. No if's, and's, or but's. If you don't intend to do that, you should not be pointing a weapon at them.

Guns are not toys, and real people don't shoot like they did in those shitty…

Yet, here's why this type of narrative is dangerous. You're taking a handful of instances in a 20 year time frame and making it sound like an epidemic. Are there bad, racist cops? Yes. Are there people in the system who don't necessarily work towards justice? Yes.

Sure, each of the instances you mention is unfair,…

When your coke party offends a Kennedy, you are clearly not putting enough effort into it.

I am CACKLING at my desk over those Posh and Becks wax figures.

That cat (Fig. 5) looks like Penny Marshall.

I'm laughing like a loon over those wax statues of David and Victoria Beckham. OH MY GOD. I have zero artistic talent, but I could do a better job with my earwax and hair pulled out of the shower drain.

Yeah, the Kennedys are no stranger to coke parties.

The absolute worst thing about my job is that D-listed is blocked.

Let us clutch our pearls in prayer for this obvious sinner

it's Michael K and he's one of the funniest mofos around

Nah, it's snark. He's hilarious (and Tina Fey reads his blog every morning).

Oh my god! I don't care at all whether someone has had plastic surgery or not, but who is this woman because she sure as hell is NOT Britney Spears??! :-O

Oh, man. Baby Federline!

"Than," goddamit!! THAN!!