lol my mom was "mad" at her friend for stealing the name brendan from her. i mean, she had a girl, and i was born 2 or 3 years later so it was a relative nonissue. but when i asked her what my name would have been if i was a boy, she said that she always liked brendan, but her friend stole it.

He and Marc Maron are the best at it, for my money.

Howard Stern has evolved into quite the interviewer. He's able to elicit a lot of really personal stuff in a fairly non-invasive manner. Quite the change over the last 30 years.

Cheap liquor = worse hangovers

there are things labeled Parmesan that don't so you're left all confused in the cheese isle.

This is why I sneak whiskey nips in my purse for my man and I!

Looks like it would eat me given the chance.

I can't be alone in thinking I hope Karma comes back to bite both of them in the ass.

Assuming he's sentient may also be giving him too much credit.

It says something about my opinion of (a) humans in general and (b) Biebers in particular that I totally side with the dog in almost any story involving a dog and humans (particularly Biebers).

I read this as “Parents Get Busted Having Sex Next to Their Child.” LOL Nope. I assumed incorrectly.

Yes. Exactly. So let's throw our support behind players like Stedman Bailey (arrested for shoplifting cold medicine) and Kenny Britt arrested for a police chase among eight other police run ins.

intentionally throwing? they used the FACTS - you're just a media sheep and the actual story doesn't fit with what you were fed and the ideology some people/sites have tried to push.

Haha don't be mad that I had two parents who I was actually raised by home boy. Shit I feel bad that the people in your "community" haven't had any semblance of a home life since the fucking 80s. Must be hard knowing that you will probably wind up dead or in jail by 30.

All this chart shows is that witness statements vary wildly and therefore seem to he unreliable.

We can talk all we want about the shooting, and I think it's a very important discussion to have.

Do these morons know that the whole "hands up, don't shoot" thing NEVER happened? It was a lie that just kept getting repeated. How about using, "I just beat you and tried to take your gun, don't shoot."

SUSAN BOYLE HAS A BOOOOYYYFRIEEEEND.

Nice try Kendall. Just because you insult yourself doesn't make you immune to the hatred. No sympathy is coming your way.