I love your dad. Those bucket boys really get on my nerves. So loud and I'm forced to endure it. I don't get bothered when they are on the street, but the train?

Oh nooooo! I should have heeded your advice. Horrible.

Via liposuction. It's pretty obvious. She's also photoshopped.

She is soooo obviously photoshopped.

I use this with my son. He's four. He's now saying it. I think I messed up by teaching him that.

I got paid in puke!!

What's your damage, Heather??!

Exactly! No one can blame another person for "making" them hit. Getting angry and yelling is one thing but actually putting your hands on another person? That's totally unacceptable and no way you could see that coming. No one can make you get violent. That's a problem with self control.

He should really be saying "I made it *after* NBA, NFL players..."

I, too was shocked that no one called her out for those disgusting lyrics. I've posted about that before. People put her on a pedestal for some reason. She's a talentless, entitled asshole in my opinion. I am trying to see what the appeal is. I've come up empty.

I'm with you- Beyonce thoroughly disgusts me. I have posted this before but I think Jez is writing about her in tongue-in-cheek kind of way. We are all laughing at her. At least I am. But I don't think everyone *gets* it.

*Pain is a vital sign and pain can be hard on the body and mind. Treating it allows the body to get on with doing what it needs to do, in the case of the article gestating a healthy human and if pain meds allow that - so be it..*

I strongly suspect that you are not a doctor. Your smug mocking of your patient's pain is very concerning. Also, if you were an actual doctor, you would be aware of the fact that many chronic pain sufferers do not have the option of physical therapy.

Oh please tell me where I can get physical therapy for migraines.

I totally agree. Immaturity at it's worst. Pathetic.

Haaaa! I thought you were replying to the person who commented about Kardashian. I thought *finally* someone in the world who is unaware of the evil Kardashians. But alas, it wasn't the case.

Ibuprophen is not ok, it can cause cardiovascular issues, as I recall. Tylenol and opioids are not teratogenic but ibuprophen is if I remember correctly.

Thank you so much for this! Ignorant, uninformed judgmental people irk me. Thank you for speaking out.

Yikes - I'd a question the intelligence of your doctor. Obviously, you don't want to take anything while pregnant, but opiates are not teratogens, so they don't cause birth defects. Safe when taken for a short time.

Jezebel, I beg of you, please stop with the fear mongering around opioid use. There are chronic pain sufferers out there and there is already a terrible stigma. Where is all of the opioid hysteria coming from? Opioids are pain medication, and very legal. Please stop.