She wants money too, in addition to sensitivity training. If I got a settlement every time someone was rude, I'd be a billionaire. But since being a jerk is not illegal, I don't sue and tie up the courts with this nonsense.

It's not illegal to be a jerk. You can't sue everyone and anyone who hurts your feelings. I really hope the judge throws out the case.

People are rude to me all day. The world is not perfect- far from it. I can't imagine getting my feelings hurt by someone and SUING the restaurant. I hope the judge throws out the case. You can't sue everyone who upsets you. This is not what our courts are designed for.

Thanks! I haven't yet felt the need to dismiss anyone, but just want to be prepared...

I don't see a dismiss button when I click the arrow. Just share to blog, etc. Is it because, as someone pointed out, I'm not a starred commenter? Or because I'm on an ipad?

I keep ordering and wanting to like lobster Mac and cheese but then I realize, I just want lobster! The cheese gets in the way.

I think they both sound like moronic gas-bags with an over-inflated sense of importance. They say this shit thinking they are giving out sage advice or something. I was under the impression we are all laughing at them.

Thank you for pointing it out, I thought it was just me. This is terrible.

I still don't understand what actually happened. The whole fake out story... why? This is some poor writing.

Ha! When I watch the show, I ff through probably 75%. I ask myself why I watch at all. Little Duke is worth it I guess.

I tried to call in as my mom, and it went horribly wrong! I was calling from upstairs in my room on my own line. Downstairs, there was a phone with both my parent's line and my line. My mom had a habit of picking up my line when she saw I was on the phone, to tell me something.

That's awesome. She's a moron, and thinks she's clever. The worst kind of moron.

You all know that Tom's lawyers are drawing up the lawsuit paperwork against you right now! Slander!!!

She's really the worst. Beyond boring.

Yes yes and yes! If one must get a purebred, the best way is to adopt. Petfinder.com allows for you to sort for a specific breed and location. When we were at the shelter getting our cat, there were two Maltese puppies and a beautiful Siamese kitten.

I just burst out laughing. Thank you for that.

I would much rather my kids smoke weed than drink. I mean, I'd rather they not do either, but if they are going to do one or the other, I'd rather it be weed.

She's a piece of shit. I remember reading a while back that all this Jezebel love for her is in jest. I am pretty sure that is the case.

Ariana Grande is beyond annoying. Stop that fucking voice! My 4 year old will not be happy this show is going off the air.

I can't watch the clip but now I'm dying to know what this is in reference to! What's the joke to that punchline?