Our husbands sound eerily similar. Great guy and of course I love him, but when he's drinking I want to actually murder him sometimes. When people (even my parents!) say stuff like, "oh just let him have fun," like I'm some wet blanket, it makes my blood boil.

When all is said and done, I totally believe Bobcat's version. He seems like a great guy.

He's got the look down- the bulging eyes plus the up-turned lip. Awesome.

Yeah she gets way creepier.

That's awesome- I've been the wife calling to "remind" my husband about something going on the next day. Normally I don't care how late he stays out but I am no dummy- he's going to be hungover and useless the next day unless I rein him in.

Jay (and the insufferable Nikki) said on his podcast that Bobcat broke up with her. I kind of don't believe it, but who knows.

I think they know it's not a real cat. You can just tell they are freaked out because they don't know what the hell it is. Cats are too smart to trick!

I thought she was know for being suuuuuper anti-drug.

Scar tissue is good but jeeeez Anthony Kiedis is a narcissist. Unashamedly thinks he's god's gift. He's pretty awesome so I let him get away with it.

I'm with you. I think he's calling out NASA and that idiot Beyonce all in one fell swoop. I read it as a way to call both an engineering and mechanical disaster.

Right! Both parent and son/daughter are thinking, "I bet she doesn't even KNOW what that is."

Thank you! Exactly. She's disgusting.

Thank you! Exactly. She's disgusting.

I loved Paul Winfield's smooth slur. "In this town, people didn't lock their doors, everyone knew each other...until..."

Dean is NOT HOT. If someone said my husband looked like Dean I would be angry. I'm sure your husband is better looking that Dean with his eyes soooo close together.

Right? Jezebel should write a story about how horrible this is, not "squee" about it. Disgusting. This writer is an uninformed idiot.

Omg you are so awesome!!

I loathe credit cards - I only have them for emergencies. I hate this whole situation.

I don't really give a fuck if you believe me or not. It doesn't change the fact that I've never written a lie. If it helps you to sleep better at night, believe whatever you want. I will sleep just fine either way.

She sucks. She sure did scurry off to Walmart, the place KNOWN for horrendous treatment of it's workers.