Why didn't I get a Community notification for Coogler?

I only see Gillian as Britta, and really don't like how she's traded down in this show (going from being romantically involved with a Ryan Seacrest lookalike to a Woody Allen bespectacled dweeb)

No it wasn't. Captain Philips was 100x better. Just like Lone Survivor will be oodles better than this movie.

Except she said she was in school in 1994 (when the OJ Simpson chase occurred) and reading newspapers

How old is the author of this review, and how can they not have a drivers license?

Not it doesn't. Han and Obi-Wan do all the work for Luke in the first movie. Luke spends the second movie training, and still loses to Vader. Luke only comes into his own in the third movie.

Han loves her (quickly offers her a job on the Falcon). Leia lovers her (bypassing hugging Chewie for Rey after SPOILERS dies).

Boys will be boys.

When was that ever the requirement? Mary Sue originally came from derision of some Star Trek fan fic, being defined by the editors of Menagerie magazine as:

The loss in ticket sales from men was more than offset by the many fanfic writers, who flocked to the cinemas to see how a Mary Sue character could get past supposedly competent Hollywood editors.

My advice: only watch what is not reviewed by AV Club. The site skipped The Last Ship, which was the highlight of the past few months. Don't worry, if you missed it this year, it's coming back for another season next year (unlike so much other cancelled crapola that AV Club is paid money by desperate showrunners to…

So I guess AV Club is just going to ignore Z Nation?

Most importantly:
WHAT IS THE TWIST????

I liked it. I really enjoyed the dumpling sequence since everyone I know hates the things, yet there's so much hype about the food. Finally, someone admitted the truth that they smell and taste like socks.

Too bad Shoshanna never broke out after her role in Inglorious Basterds and is still stuck doing French movies. Where are the Hollywood casting directors? Katniss is fat and ugly compared to Sho.

You see as a (virgin) gamer, sex is something hard to come by and dream about. So to have sex, for free even, how can that not be awesome?

What's it like to get paid a lot of money by Activision to write these Destiny adverts?

And a collective cheer was raised by the viewing audience when they showed Obama getting killed. Bush 2016 make it so.

Welp. Wake me when the show gets good and stuff actually happens (the outbreak gets bad enough that the military or swat is called in) then. It seems like the zombie epidemic still hasn't reached the level of a hostage situation or the Ferguson riots yet, since nobody needs the authorities.

What sort of review is this? No mention of the military response even though it was heavily featured in least week's preview (humvees etc). Are the military being portrayed as idiots (e.g. fighting at point blank range, letting themselves be surrounded)? Has there been a Battle of Yonkers?