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Joan Quigley
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John “The Count” Montefusco. I saw his first game in the majors, he hit a home run his first at-bat.

Recommendation: The Celtic Sledgehammer. A pint of Guinness with a shot of irish or scotch whisky dropped in as in a boilermaker.

Sheesh. I don’t follow baseball, and I hate the Yankees.

And now that dress looks gold and white. Thanks a lot, Donald.

My money’s on Las Vegas Sleepless Knights

Don’t try to reason with someone who writes (even in jest) that their Gladiator weighs anything remotely close to 500 tons.

Wrist shot wide right.

Out of idle curiosity, why is the criminal’s gender so prominently proclaimed in the headline? Isn’t her nationality (and status as a naturalized us citizen) more relevant than her genitalia?

See, golf DOES belong in the Olympics!

Exclusive footage of the fight in the stands:

Obligatory.

Trust me, she knows.

He lives up to his (stage) name.

This one is all about prime factors, and common multiples.

It’s in the game

SimTitty?

Wow, that’s quite a product!

Wow, that’s quite a product!

I hear this thing spreads dihydrogen monoxide into the air you breathe. “No chemicals”? Pshaw!

I hear this thing spreads dihydrogen monoxide into the air you breathe. “No chemicals”? Pshaw!

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