All boob jokes aside, where do you all get good bras? I need to purchase a bunch to replace the ones that have underwire stabbing me regularly, and I have NO IDEA WHERE TO START because I spent my youth throwing money at Victoria’s Secret and don’t want to do that anymore!

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

Let us not forget Jackrabbit Guy, who is probably the most unfortunate of all I’ve experienced.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

It says Ween.

You say that like watching Barbarella on a loop is a bad idea.

Literally in a category by itself.

Wait - people still actually watch NetFlix on a browser >_<

I was born in the wrong century.

And a lot of the shit that apparently went down happened at Kink, according to Ashley Fires. Was nobody aware of it or did they just choose to ignore it until it blew up?

You’re the best and the worst, all at once.

That *clicking* sound was the sound of someone punching a hole in your one way ticket to hell.

It’s a safe bet that he may avoid matches and tinder of any kind for a while.

Pretty sure its true every time.

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Rethink the whole destination wedding. Some friends may not be able to afford the plane ticket.

Weddings only cost what you can afford, your parents are willing to pay, and how much debt you are willing to take on. They don’t just “cost what they cost”. They are like goldfish. They grow to the size they are able in the space they’re given. When I got married in 2003, my husband’s parents were in a bad place…

Cultural appropriation of The Furies would be so badass, tho! Snakes for hair, dog’s heads, coal black bodies, bat’s wings, and blood-shot eyes. Awwww yeah!

And maybe I am going out on a limb here. But being a foreigner too... Do you even find this offensive at all? Because this reminds me of the time Lana del Rey dressed up like an LA gang member and Jezebel was trying to tell me that she was “appropriating Latina culture”. And I’m all confused because a) I’m Argentine…

I’m just super bummed there will be no Harold Ramis.