This is like one of those “Find 10 things different between the pictures” game, except Missy isn’t one of the things that is different.

I said brrrrr it’s cold in here.. there must be some Clovers in the atmosphere. I know you didn’t think a white girl made that shit up? Best line ever. I always love the scene when they walk into the competition and Gabrielle arches her eyebrow at the girl saying hello. The we bad as shit walk in slo mo is too cool.…

Oh for the days when labor was a prerequisite for revealing the gender.

Instagram amplified attention seeking behavior. But narcissism was rooted in popular culture before social media came along. The over the top sweet sixteens on MTV, CRIBs etc were the ancestors of capitalist displays of wealth. Instagram invites everyone to get in on the excess.

Why are you people so obsessed with baby genitals? It's weird

I’m curious, why so against a baby girl?

Osteen and West share this sentiment.

A zombie with vitalophilia?

I don’t really care for zombie fic so when my wife dragged me to this I had very low expectations. I was surprised at how touching it was. Nicholas Hoult really blew me away with his performance. 

Rob Corddry makes me like this movie even more, he is an American treasure.

Once Eminem agreed to change the lyric from “Ivanka” Trump to “Tiffany” Trump, all was forgiven.

Pee tape is still undisputed number one, but footage of Eminem rapping along to the FBI agent’s deadpan recitation of his lyrics is making a strong play for “video that needs to see the light of day dear god please can’t we just have something good for a change because damn we’ve been suffering too long now and that…

Gasp! It’s almost as if gossip news is nonsensical bullshit. I miss the old school Dirt Bags that dismantled its ridiculousness instead of just reporting it in earnest.

If he is attentive enough to see you off three times a day, he is probably attentive enough in other ways. I've known several kind men who were good listeners to be fantastic in bed. Some would call them dumb, but they didn't try being the smartest person in the room, which was really enjoyable. 

That would be an excellent Kinja handle.

The whole thing is giving me 90’s vibes, especially the shoes. 

Kinda hope the rumors are true that Harry and Meghan will move to Canada. No idea how Canadians feel about and treat the royals but Im guessing itd be better than dealing with the UK shit.

She just like volunteered this explanation? Just felt the need to toss that right out there?

I usually root for child stars in general because their lives are so fucked up, but this one has run out of excuses. Who says “you don’t have to be gay” like it’s some terrible runner-up prize you settle for, and then claims to be a proud member of the community after “deciding” she’s straight again? I just kinda hate…