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Joann
joanncrtt

More hats please

  • Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Beta blockers for performance anxiety can cause a runny nose.

Ok. But why sniff when you could scat? Crook-a-crook-a-dee-grab-er-by-the-pussieee-aha-dop-dip-dop. The black jazzie people love me. Ask them. I’m huuuuuge in the clubs.

Fuck! Finally an article about this! The sniffling actually annoyed me more than the bullshit pouring out of his mouth. I expected the bullshit, but I hear it was a microphone issue in the first debate (cocaine)...

That was the best hour I've spent on the Interweb in a long time. Thank you!