You’re lucky it didn’t have mayonnaise in it. That might have created a singularity.

It’s show business, not show integrity. If I were a studio head and had $150m of the Sony’s money and my job on the line I’d make it as palatable for everyone as possible. There’s only like eight studios and nobody wants you to run one when you’ve been fired from that last one. I get that. The problem is that “you…

Yeah, and?

This is funny because I remember this segment of his some years ago where he was contrasting U of Washington and U of Florida, making fun of UW at great length and portraying them as effete, pointy-headed intellectuals for trying to maintain what must amount to a thin veneer of academic respectability to their…

You just gave the exact reason he didn’t mention the Asian players—they have a known record of academic excellence, and it wouldn’t prove anything about whether baseball is a “complex” sport or not. He had to pick the lowest successful demographic to prove his point. There’s nothing racist about what he’s said. It’s…

Cowherd’s full rant doesn’t really make him sound any better but it does make Deadspin look a little worse. You could have run the whole clip, still called him a “sourdough fuckboy,” still accused him of sounding like a racist (and been correct). I don’t understand why you cut where you did.

This whole situation is perplexing. Cowherd is usually so rational and composed.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

I used to strongly dislike him but I love him this year. I bought an ARod shirt to troll the shit out of people like you. Rocking it in DC and Baltimore has been the height of hilarity. It’s a game bruh, chill out.

I happened to turn on the tube roughly 22 seconds before this HR and it did exactly what you said; suddenly I was like oh shit!!

This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching the Yankees in years. Every home run ARod hits has got to kill Bud Selig a little. And I’m good with that as well.

It’s really fun to get drunk at Yankee Stadium this season and start A-rod chants and watch people mull over whether to join in.

That's it, I'm voting for Trump.

Can the one paragraph recap become a thing?

Did you know Michael J. Fox spent 6 weeks learning how to dunk, in preparation for Teen Wolf?

Actually they are the shoe of choice among most powerlifters because of the solid, flat sole so they have another use other than a fashion statement. Go to any gym with big guys lifting big weights and you will likely see a bunch of chucks.

Converse are the epitome of all that’s wrong with branding and society’s consumption issues.

leather chucks? ok mr fancypants.

I'm glad you didn't include hockey as having a legitimate leader.

The UFC has always been total shit. As soon as you put out a reality TV show, you know what their game is. And as much as they want to go after the NFL or NBA for professional inspiration and direction, they still won’t shake off their similarities with the WWE, which is all brand.