I can’t believe that Lifes Rich Pageant has virtually disappeared from the pop cultural landscape. Time, huh?

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

It was a magical autocorrect that appeared on my phone one beautiful day last December, like my phone giving me a Christmas gift a little early. I have decided to share it with the world as joy should be shared.

and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!

Who can worry about our devastating drought when consenting adults are having THE SEX somewhere?

Oh, are you one of those people who don’t believe that two things can be terrible at the same time. ARE YOU?!!!?!!??!!??!

They all watched that religious propaganda movie “God is Not Dead” and decided all liberal professors must be like that frothing lunatic played by Kevin Sorbo. In real life any prof who pulled that stunt would be slapped down so hard by the dean he’d have trouble getting a reference for a burger flipping job.

My bio anthro professor did the same thing. I applaud that, even as a Christian, because ITS FUCKING TRUE.

Well my Intro to Biology proffessor did walk into class on the first day and say that evolution is a necessary component of every aspect of this subject and if you don’t believe it exists you might as well walk out the door right now because he has nothing to teach you.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

where is anonymous can’t they like track these people down and send them poop in the mail instead

2) Right? The truly skinny jean rejects attempts to jog across the street, let alone repeatedly lift boxes. Put on some lycra or jogging pants already.

It’s true that you really cannot fathom how much you will love your own babies. I know some of it is hormones, but you really will love your own baby more than you love your parents, nieces, nephews, cats, dogs, and your partner. That was my experience. But that is also what makes having them so completely terrifying.…

Jezzies with kids: How did you decide if/when to have them?

juggling an array of end-of-year parties, concerts and “graduations” for her preschoolers.

Requiring #2-don't people know to wear different types of clothes when doing certain types of things? If you have to move wear comfortable loose clothing.

I’m living in Utah right now and I hear about this stuff a lot from my female coworkers. The dynamic here is different, and so many of them (college age woman), are worried about having kids NOW because their mom, aunts, and friends, etc. have kids. One woman was basically bawling about the fact she doesn’t have kids…

Palazzo pants for the win!

Wouldn't it have hurt? Why did she wear pants that hurt for four days? Darwin missing out yet again. Also this skinny jeans danger hand been known for years so shame on her.

I’m not trying to be a downer, and I love that notebooks work for some people. However, the situations in which I find myself with a dead phone or a need to draw a picture are way too few to warrant carrying a notebook every day. In almost all cases, whether via my contacts app, to-do list app, or notes app, I can…