The fact that any issue related to birth control is still being litigated just really fucking annoys me. ALMOST EVERYONE USES BIRTH CONTROL. Seriously, no matter what religious affiliation people have, how many families do we see with 10 kids? Because before birth control was invented /legal/widely available there…

My very cynical father has a theory about all of this: the Catholic Church cannot convince its own parishioners to comply with its bizarre and medieval positions on abortion (Catholic women are about 30% more likely to seek abortions than Protestant women) and contraception (98% of Catholic women have used birth…

And I haven’t yet found the words to diplomatically say, “he’s a mediocre father who was there for me some of the time, but definitely loves me, and I also do love him even though he is usually the child in all of our interactions, and doesn’t have a problem expecting his daughters to mother him.”

I agree, but I feel the same way about the oversharing of happy father’s day posts. The deluge of “he’s the most loving and the most supportive and the most generous and I luurve him” was a bit too much for some of us with a more complicated relationship with our dads.

Sometimes I long for the good old days when airing your grievances with your dad was reserved for when you downed one too many drinks at Christmas. Having to do it in person really made the moment special.

Hmm. I really didn’t have an opinion on Amber Heard either way until just now. And now I think she’s an ass.

I’m not trying to be a downer, and I love that notebooks work for some people. However, the situations in which I find myself with a dead phone or a need to draw a picture are way too few to warrant carrying a notebook every day. In almost all cases, whether via my contacts app, to-do list app, or notes app, I can…

The fact that Golf News Net covered Taylor Swift holding a golf club says a lot about golf media.

An axe, and a horse. And apparently a thing against transportation. HOLD ME AND TELL ME THE HORSE IS OKAY...

Ooooh, go to this one and say it’s a kayak:

What are you smoking? It’s a golf club. Riding crops are not made out of shiny metal. The angle at which she’s holding it, with the grip closer to the camera than the head, makes it look shorter than it is.

That’s a golf club.

Seriously. This is the stupidest fucking argument, I could watch it all day. I’m going to start trolling other photos on Gawker with completely wrong identifications, and refuse to yield ground no matter what logic and sense suggest. I’ll start now. Whoa, what stadium was she playing in that somehow a raccoon was…

That video settles it. Can’t argue with Golf News Net. (A riding crop? Please.)

It’s a golf club, pervert.

there are times when everyone truly is wrong and you’re the special snowflake who sees through all the static and is correct. this is not one of those times. it’s a short iron.

I love what this completely innocent comment started.

It’s an optical illusion. Imagine if she extended her arm.

You’re seeing the mill face of the club. It’s where the club has grooves to spin the ball. If you look, you can see the club is rounded on the end.