Happy new year mudder fuckers.

This story makes me miss deflategate, and genocide.

What do you think male gynecologists are more sick of? Looking at vaginas all day or dudes they meet making hilarious comments when they learn what they do.

Surprised he didn’t somehow work in that he went to Cornell

Heinz Ketchup deserves to be on the list. Somebody offers offbrand nonsense or tries to upsell you on sir kensington they’re an asshole.

Who would have thought Bill Gates has the 3rd best mug shot (behind Cash and Sinatra)

I agree - I’ll follow up on Monday with the nudge.

Had a final round interview with a company last Friday - thought it went really well. Haven’t heard anything at all yet. I’m out right?

I vomited chicken wings last year. It was the worst experience of my life.`

I went most of college with no sheets on the bed, I mean I’d put them on there and then just rip them off that night and not bother to remake the bed after that. Why waste the effort. I’ve been mostly shamed into changing that behavior and while I certainly appreciate the feeling of getting into a well made bed, the…

This is some serious white person, knowledge worker type guilt. The reason the owner opened the store isn’t because he’s a millionaire Ayn Rand quoting selfish capitalist pig, it’s because he’s got a mortgage and bills and his kids teeth are gonna be any less misaligned cause it’s snowing real hard. Same with the…

Keep digging here, follow the money...this is a crucial story that a brave reporter needs to tell.

Duly noted.

After the first episode I was team Effie - Matt Damon’s diversity comment was abhorrent and no one gave a damn what she had to say about who should win - But since then I think she’s been an asshole and no one I would ever want work with. She seems super inflexible, overly concerned about people are going over her…

I’m sad they cut out the replay where Darling chimed in with “what a great body”