It’s the Republican “everything he did was fine until he came for me and mine” logic.

I wanna get out of the darkest timeline.

Didn’t he offer to perform their wedding in January? So presumably, around the same times she was so disgustingly spurting blood and he refused to see them?

NO! YOU feel better!

Fucking shit, that’s how. Thanks for asking tho and also feel better soon

I feel bad. How’s everyone doing?

I have seen people mocking Sanders’ appearance in random comment sections. However, none of them were the President of the United States saying it on a platform that will be saved forever in the National Archives.

“I’m a woman, I’ve been attacked by that show multiple times, but I don’t cry foul because of it,” Sanders added, as she cried foul.

Donald Trump is a fighter?!?!? This asshole couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Look at this mutt with his gut and his man-tits.

Just want to say that as an American woman living in Texas: the chance of dying of pregnancy and maternity complications is several hundreds of times higher than my chances of being murdered by an undocumented immigrant. PRIORITIES!!

Replying to myself to add that Pell has said that he will return to Australia to fight the charges. Which I will believe when I see it. Though it just goes to show that he was lying about being too sick to fly when he refused to return for the Royal Comission to face his accusers then.

Isn’t he on trial for fraud because he lost all of the money in the fund and didn’t invest like he claimed? He’s not brilliant he’s just a crook.

They should get those 2 women from The Keepers to take this asshole down.

Australia knew he was guilty the second he fled to Rome. Too sick to fly home my butt, he was healthy enough to scarper when people first started talking.

So, he’s totally going to refuse to leave the Vatican, isn’t he?

And he’ll be quickly moved to the Vatican so that no one can prosecute him and open up the fact there’s likely a massive Paedophile ring.

If you make the demand while essentially holding a gun to my head you’re not brilliant or crazy, you’re just a mugger in a business suit.

I’m just shocked he doesn’t have this cover as wallpaper throughout his clubs:

And while he was busy blowing himself, he was too stupid to realize the name of his own fucking show was “The Apprentice” and put the quotations in the wrong place.